If you've ever lived in
(no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.
The
New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous: Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch,
Here's to
(in
George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on
The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his
We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.
The first seaplane was built in
The first airmail (to
The first phonograph records were made in
The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on its playing board after the actual streets in
And,
The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the
Watchung Mountains
New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City
The Pulaski SkyWay, from
NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the
(
New Jersey has been home to some of the brightest minds. Albert Einstein made his American home in Princeton, NJ
The first baseball game was played in
The first intercollegiate football game was played in
The first drive-in movie theater was opened in
(but they're all gone now!).
The first radio station and broadcast was in
The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.
All New Jersey natives: Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Gin sberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Zack Braff, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra
The
You know you're from
You don't think of fruit when people mention 'The
A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
You've known the way to
You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk,
at 3 A.M.
You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and
you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
You know what a 'jug handle' is.
You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
You know that the state isn't all farmland.
You know that there are no 'beaches' in
You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
You know that this is the only 'New' state that doesn't require 'New' to identify it
(try . .
You know that a '
You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.
You don't think 'What exit?' is very funny.
You know that people from the 609 and 856 area codes are 'a little different.' Yes they are!
You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to
The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
Every year you had at least one kid in your class named Tony.
You know the location of every clip shown in the
Sopranos opening credits.
You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
You know that people from North Jersey go to
It can be no other way.
You know that West Windsor, NJ is home to Grover's Mill, that infamous site where the Martian invasion began in Orson Wells' radio hoax, War of the Worlds .
You weren't raised in
North Jersey, Central Jersey or
You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.
You also remember
You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
And finally . .
You've NEVER, NEVER NEVER, EVER
pumped your own gas!!!!


